What are some ways to say happy retirement using funny wishes?
Some ways to say happy retirement using funny wishes are:
- Goodbye tension, hello pension!
- Enjoy sleeping in forever!
- Congrats on retiring! Your boss is jealous, and your alarm clock is unemployed.
- Welcome to the next phase of life: naps, snacks, and not answering emails.
- It will be difficult to replace you—we really have no idea what you do.
- You’re retiring? I thought you’d already left.
Bear in mind what’s funny in American English and British English (and other regional variations) might vary.
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